All Gordon's talk about social inclusion and Being Nice To Everyone has given those zany guys at Dorset County Council an idea: some wonk decided that it might be a giggle to ask the local learning difficulties posse to write themselves a Bill of Rights, in an open, honest and non-judgmental way of course. Among the surprises were the freedom to have 'relations' with whoever they want, whenever convenient. I hope this is consensual - I don't want to be jumped on by anyone with one GCSE pass thank you very much, even if it is in biology (unless she's a Kylie body-double maybe). They also wanted to protest their inalienable human right to something called "Adulthood" which, if they are over 18, they have got whether they want it or not. It's all about 'respect' isn't it? Sadly those who demand it most are the ones who least deserve it. A propos of absolutely nothing, weren't the clouds lovely yesterday? The little wispy commas and hooks of high-flying, fast-moving cirrus fibratus are still called 'angels hair' by some. They are really clouds of ice you know, dropping their cargo in a haze, hence the wispiness.