*Cor, it's bright in here*, he said squinting into the light...

Hmmm... this looks suspiciously as if I know what I am doing. Anyway, welcome traveller. Now that I have become a blogger of the realm, the first step for me is to go out and get a life then I'll have something interesting to tell you. I'll pop by occasionally to update you on the latest idiocy spawned by the wonks in the company I work for. Pip pip.